Bad Hair Year

I’m having a bad hair year
and it don’t get better 
no matter what I wear
I said it don’t get better
no matter what I wear
however wide I smile
if you check back in a while
I will still not be in style

I’m having a bad hair year
and the worst part about it 
is the hair that isn’t there
I said the worst part about it
is the hair that isn’t there
T. Rex said to bang-a-gong
but if I let it grow real long
it just comes out all wrong

I’m having a bad hair year
I feel like Samson 
when Delilah’s near
I said I feel like Samson
when Delilah’s near
and you may very well scoff
but if I get it all cut off
it feels like I’m selling out

I’m having a bad hair year
but the more I think about it 
the less I really care
I said the more I think about it 
the less I really care
why these frizzy split ends grew
all I’m probably gonna do
is try some new shampoo


 Bryans Road, Maryland   
 2/2/1994